Forged from 99.992% pure quartz crystal, and exquisitely infused with a grand spectrum of earthen minerals, elements and other members of the Crystal Kingdom, this alluring jury of twelve sits delicately atop rubber rings, bearing witness to our eternal expansion with attentive reverence, without need for judgement or a final verdict.
This page is a showcase of the "Divine Dozen" Crystal Singing Alchemy Bowls in my custody. Over the course of fifteen months and four different adoption trips, these magnificent Bowl entities not only found each other, but also found me, and together we create Magic. I channel their cosmic octaves and chauffeur them to gigs, and we remain in humble service to whomever answers their call. I feel immense gratitude for every single day that they continue to choose to stay with me and appoint me to be their Conduit and Guardian. What a unique privilege it is to be an extension of the Universe in such an intimate and melodic way!
Every Bowl in my glittering lineup has a unique personality, a fingerprint, a calling card and M.O., as well as a multitude of strengths and surprise gifts for us to unwrap as we plunge beneath the surface of our illusionary physical reality, and into the loving arms of frequency and vibration. I honor, cherish and adore each of these miraculous Alchemies presented here, whose current dossiers I have included below for review. If you ever have the opportunity to gaze upon their beautiful surfaces at a Chime Scene in person, may you see your true Self in the reflections. ~Juniper
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| Meet ROSIE B. The center of attention and petite cutie of the bunch, her high 'B' note may strike that sweet spot at the top of your head, while her violet rose etchings remind you of the tattoo flash you yearned for, or those stencils you got from Michaels to make Valentines for your 3rd grade homeroom. Extremely outgoing and lovable beyond measure, she steals hearts performing karaoke and improv. Small but mighty, she is a Purple Belt in Jiu-Jitsu. With no neck, arms or legs, she is pretty much impossible to submit. |
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| FRANNY is our sweet and wise Grandmother Alchemy, embodying selflessness and the comforts of human existence. Her high 'A' note is reminiscent of mint chocolate chip ice cream and fresh baked bread, wrapped in a quilt she lovingly hand-sewed for your bedroom. Wanting for nothing, she freely offers you root beer barrels, organ lessons, seashell crafts, Third Eye vision, and shark teeth she collected off the Florida coast. Her other collections include porcelain clowns and magnets from her historic Route 66 road trip. |
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| GOLDY is the toast of the town, his slick, aqua aura sheen a calling card for big opportunities. Hollywood agents take note: his 'F' is Sharp and his charisma is through the roof. In terms of screen presence, he's got it all and then some. He can cry and belch on cue, as well as recite monologues from Breaking Bad. Currently seeking representation, a publicist, headshot photographer, website designer, self-tape background paper (any color except blue), and dialect coach. Non-union. Available for Extra work and thymus gland support. |
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| SAINTY is back from the 5th Dimension to guide us all to speaking our truths on Blessed Gaia with his prolific and potent 'G' note. His resonance is unparalleled and rumor has it that his Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon number to Ascended Master St. Germain is like, five. Hobbies include living in the Now, trying new Erewhon smoothies, binging The Matrix movies, jumping timelines, and traversing the multiverse in his sleep. He once filled himself to the brim with 7-Eleven Slurpee slush just to remember density. Absolute Legend. |
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| This is INDY at Ascension Rock, within the magical woods of Mt. Shasta. His tall, thin stature is a testament to his high vibrational alignment with lightness. His 'G' is Sharp and his connection to the Oneness (and thyroids) is strong. Like the Indigo children, he channels natural psychic abilities and has little self-doubt, although he knows he sucks at the limbo dance. After this picture was taken he levitated for two hours and spoke at length to Galactic Emissaries of Love from Venus. A typical Tuesday. |
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| Fifteen million years in the making, MOLDY BOWL's cheeky, curmudgeon-y sarcasm is actually a beloved, welcomed respite to the group. Recently upvoted as the leader (due to age), he graciously lent his likeness for The Divine Sleuth logo while anchoring us all with his deep, root-y and rugged 'C' note wrapped in a Moldavite bow. If you hear his chime, you have left the runway. He is Juniper's first Bowl and promises to be the last Bowl standing after the Zombie Apocalypse or next meteorite hits. |
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| Ahhh MORPHY, we do love thee so. You Lemurian Princess. You self-healed Warrior. Your rim cracked and instead of crying and giving up, you were like, throw me back in the damn oven. I'm not even close to being done here. You walked through the fire, and that is when Juniper met you. Stronger and wiser with a double octave. More resonant than ever. Your 'C' is Sharper than God's scissors. You eternal Goddess, re-emerging from the womb to support the wombs of other eternal Goddesses. You will live forever as long as that oven stays lit. |
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| PALLY is the consummate loyal companion and sage yogi. His pulsing 'F' note is lovingly referred to as the "Catalytic Converter of the Universe", due to the lustrous Palladium metal he contains (named after the asteroid Pallas). While his alchemy derives from space, Juniper's second Bowl is no cadet. He's actually rather grounded, preferring traditional Hatha postures over sky watching. His favorite poses include Savasana and Tadasana. The rest are actually impossible to do without limbs. He hopes to meet the Hollywood Palladium one day. |
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| The dirty hippie and free spirit of the group, CHARCKY is bringing tie-dye and tree-hugging back in a big way. Infused with charcoal, his 'D' note is a mysterious vacuum vortex that just absorbs everyone's crappy sacral garbage energy and incinerates it straight up. He takes it all for the team with Rambo-like resignation and will even let you feel his muscles if you want to. He walked into Juniper's life in Mt. Shasta with nothing but a duffel bag full of headbands and protein and the rest is history. |
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| There are those that bloom once and that's the end of it, and then there's ANDY. Offering repeated mastery in the 'D' Sharp sector, Andy's a consistent smooth blend of crystal clear androgyny topped with a bright lemon aura. Feminine and masculine energies unite, embracing us with adrenal accord and hormone harmony while also uplifting our senses, over and over. And over and over. And over and over and over. Andy's the sonic buffet you keep going back to for more without quite knowing why. The Bowl is just too good. |
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A mystical kick to the Solar Plexus, TESSY is the Unicorn. Nobody seems to be able to tear themselves away from the Bowls without asking, "What was that 'E' note all about? It hit me right in the gut!" Be glad. In her magical past life as a mermaid, Tessy used to slap sailors across the face with her hypnotizing fin until they stopped giving their power away to her. She leads us back to our authentic selves, even if that involves us purchasing fantasy costumes and having elaborate Bowl photo shoots in the forest. |
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Pineal glands love a good dose of BRIDGIT. She is the low 'A' Sharp that keeps us grounded and anchored to Earth while revitalizing our sense of liberation. She "bridges" the different frequencies inherent within the group, creating effortless communion. That said, this Lemon Aura Queen both initiates and concludes each Sound Internal Investigation. Part record keeper, part organizer, part akashic administrative assistant, she is not to be feared, for her audits are forever in your favor. Not to mention, she never went digital.
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